Due ragazzini, seduti su un taxi con noi.
How old you?
30.
He your boyfriend?
Friend.
Love him?
Somehow, he’s a friend.
Love her?
She is a friend.
Have children?
No, no children.
You have boyfriend?
Mmmh…Boyfriend, emhh. Not for children, no no no.
[Try, just a little bit harder.]